#iMPULSE stats by brewt

Statistics generated on Sat Jul 31 04:46:23 2010
During this 3877-day reporting period a total of 6098 persons visited the channel #iMPULSE

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When do we actually talk here?
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Most active nicks:
(Nicks sorted by number of lines written)
 Nick Number of Lines Average
letters/line
Random Quote
1 Zippy2 606888 22 "when i call you put em all on hold"
2 HaMsNiBiT 432970 24 " I gotta figure out why MAME is stuttering"
3 Drageon 430162 21 "i cant stop watching law and order"
4 AIChains 351311 20 "youre always too cool for school, and its getting old"
5 g00n 327284 32 "(09:36:12) —› topic: RIP Topic for a RIP chan"
6 Crash2bur 249494 25 "ps3 has one of my fav games ever on it"
7 reddog 242909 25 "vibrates the frames hanging in the hallway 25ft away :)"
8 Sin|ion 235871 18 "i can stick with indian, italian and mexican"
9 kewsh 227108 29 "i dont even know where to get anything anymore"
10 jagged 224411 19 "i need to write up a bunch of build/runbook dox"
11 c0rrupt 215391 25 "fag: im made because we have a few ops who reset the bans"
12 brewt 214618 31 "wee, figured out how to coldswap hd's in linux"
13 f1r3 213003 21 "he knows noone finds him funny right"
14 xcp 184373 31 "*****SPAM (53.8)***** Increase cum volume by 500%"
15 mef 183862 34 "there could be terrorists in this channel"
16 ppsi 159892 21 "go back to your bacon milkshake fatty"
17 trefoil 158986 28 "okay hams.. wtf are you looking at that?"
18 Azmo 153952 35 "i just touched my dog, probably friggin fleas or something"
19 Stackman 145614 23 "my girlfriend is a ridiculous cook"
20 yea 137375 14 "watched alittle bit res evil 3 on dvd-r today"
21 R-dog 135512 29 "will will you gain some self esteem"
22 Roces 132788 21 "im goin through the gallery in the topic atm"
23 FukngrvN 129945 28 "so i hear wyclef jean is facing foreclosure"
24 ThuG4LifE 127804 44 "na Hams working a lot and playing a lot more."
25 n0th1ng 121573 35 "where pretty much everyone held it"
26 electric 113729 25 "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo"
27 MuDM0NkeY 112462 29 "nothing to do except strip on the beach??"
28 SmKnDrKn 111654 26 "if she doesn't fuck you ..it will be someone else"
29 mental 109312 29 "I am just glad i am able to play MMO's and chat again"
30 seelet 108147 23 "maybe if you make more than your spouse"
31 test4 107684 22 "does anyone here use a virus scanner for XP"
32 anarke 104825 20 "glad to see this joint is still around"
33 AfroGoat 103347 23 "c0r: even street drugs are good there"
34 sauce 99332 26 "http://www.ananova.com/images/news/tekestekahsayBIG410x344.jpg"
35 LANMan 94517 27 "how big is full current uncompressed mame romset ?"
36 WaSp 93934 32 "well, i screen'd this so maybe i'll stay"
37 rdwarlock 86129 20 "however the new blackberry storm will be able to "
38 Ram85 77478 23 "and got free cpanel and managed pix firewall"
39 HaLLuCiN0 73209 26 "umm can you fix all the meaty vaginas"
40 overcast 72977 23 "no more IM love from aic...im going to watch tv"
41 dphase 68468 26 "apparently i hit close instead of ok"
42 icey 64126 26 "she definitely showed a titty in training day"
43 medfield 62758 29 "except for those who dont pay taxes"
44 NicePants 62756 26 "http://img.4chan.org/b/src/7131680013164.jpg"
45 CHeeSeWHi 60518 19 " ################ "
46 cwh 56496 22 "i said that about diarreah last week"
47 KG 55953 26 "alright im out, gotta disappear for the next 8 days"
48 Strokey 52945 29 "So does this channel serve any particular service?"
49 rEdRuM-I 52550 51 "i rent male escorts fairly frequently"
50 p0lt 50135 31 "I get paid... but I also have a wife, home, and bills to pay"
51 nyte 50054 25 "medfield: yeah i like it here :) where did/are/will you go?"
52 homer 49199 33 "Strokey, thank you for the very useful info"
53 DaTaLoCk 48786 23 "i haven't gone on an ftp site outside my lan in quite a while"
54 chatman 47500 119 "Troll #1667 is super long; not displaying. Sowwie!!! *^___^*"
55 Scorna 46645 27 "hey mef, give me some shit i can click on"
56 Xeno 44938 28 "have my trackball plugged in whenever i'm at home "
57 blur 43715 18 "how does everything lead to facebook, lol"
58 dorks 40272 51 "ejaculate in the boy's mouth. ohh yeah"
59 sHADoW-c 39264 29 "but the 160 is my xbox is still ok"
60 Ooter 39254 23 "i found my apartment on craigslist"
61 SuPerGrl 37236 21 ":( no work tomorrow though, right?"
62 Silver_ 36775 28 "then she started talking shit on me when I didn't answer her"
63 notdhcp 36004 35 "thats why they're muscle heads HamWork "
64 Al` 35249 27 "well i wanted something better than a $5 mic"
65 MacTrain 35016 27 "anyone have modest mouse - float on?"
66 bianca` 32074 54 "DNS Lookup: 209.190.35.107 (Unknown <-> Unknown)"
67 Sagara 31794 22 "who wants to hear some recesion quotes"
68 Stoke 30333 26 "what do you guys use for free antivirus?"
69 vap0r 28526 74 "i was actin scared when he said i was in illinois"
70 loaded 26938 20 "anyone in here work for Becton Dickinson?"
71 Mistik1 26102 32 "mud: seems to work for Crt's all the time"
72 PaPSmurF 25898 32 "wow that topic link is just plain cool"
73 LarchOye 25363 29 "any less and I might not give it my full effort though"
74 nrd 25239 25 "cwh - shall i lcick on Edit This PAge"
75 SkiBum 25227 32 "I'm asking for expertise ... not free warez this time ;)"
76 Descender 23373 30 "http://www.wtop.com/?sid=1654423&nid=732"
77 aweff 22569 21 "this sounds like some serious SHIT"
78 ISD 21506 29 "http://www.ies.co.jp/math/java/trig/seigen/seigen.html"
79 poed` 21165 19 "i like the one where he shoots the rocket"
80 pheco 20564 27 "http://twitter.com/badboy_butta <- Crash2Wrk "
81 tuppy 19984 36 "is there a different player that'll get around that?"
82 VampBoy 19740 37 "fuck, something got jammed on the keyboard"
83 theSaint 19208 33 "yo is Microsoft Office 2007 Enterprise UG VL DVD-ZWTiSO legit?"
84 humpty-d 19051 23 "http://www.eng.usf.edu/~kknudsen/hl2/"
85 think 18803 20 "yeah his car was covered in african flags"
86 notdsk 18339 26 "ANY REFLEXES ARE BETTER WHEN YOU'RE NOT DEAD"
87 TFord 17982 16 "i had a b/f and still didnt get fucked"
88 chomsky 17370 48 "You have 60 seconds! /msg chomsky ACRO <your-phrase>"
89 cdraper 17258 23 "with a world with finite materials for such things"
90 dam0 17003 23 "i used to upload u lots of crap ski "
91 generic2 16918 37 "i was reading bash.org quotes and it made me nostalgic"
92 Dord 16875 27 "TFord, your nba live games on easy mode don't count"
93 VBRunner 15811 28 "http://tjejwrestling.istheshit.net/"
94 kruthles 15594 17 "I was thinking either redirect to twincitieshelpwanted.com"
95 cwd 15420 27 "everybody except vegans hates vegans"
96 Sinical 14578 24 "http://www.s13au.com/images/car/cruise/day3-02.JPG"
97 Plague 14514 31 "Hi, Im Plague. I came to find Quicken 06. thanks"
98 iMPER_ 14082 28 "that blind klansman last season was great"
99 luldungs 13578 123 "<cutie578> sup g00n still raging haha"
100 qbomb 13416 35 "i'm going to have to hit the barbershops up in southeast dc"

They didn't write do much:
mogbert (12645) SiNBiN (12468) evilcthul (12364) kr1sten (11817) chess (11587) Sun`Grl (11380)
jenky (11247) HogPen (10399) wildfire (10059) nerasp (9988) twolooseb (9752) BumsRUs (9557)
kille (9540) GrimsonSR (9512) score (9427) EADG (9232) moon (8976) mr`hat (8973)
KBnuggies (8955) dd_plus (8353) Klepto (7945) seven_bee (7818) Piranha (7625) twobrain (7577)
tbot (7308) Atmosfear (7208) MattFoley (6952) cutie578 (6653) brynne (6452) DarkundeR (6311)
spoogie_ (6233) KrAzYmArK (6068) Mortin (6066) AnalDrip (5975) kinada423 (5956) infinity_ (5642)
Sl0ptarT (5621) perfekted (5551) Xavier16 (5437) GrasS (5131) X-Squared (5084) icandy (4855)
f1ar (4803) Glacier- (4772) gnaddy (4638) GoldNKid (4402) Nisey (4386) MaXaMiLlZ (4242)
insect (4218) Auricon (4196) lol3izer (4063) Doc12Inch (3907) MrMafia (3750) suip (3643)
Perps (3642) finaz (3637) enlite (3574) [TA] (3562) Pibbs (3536) kaspuh (3504)

Remaining 5938 persons idled on the channel without being noticed...


Time of day stats
  Nightcrawlers
(Hours 0-6)
Early birds
(Hours 6-12)
Afternoon shift
(Hours 12-18)
Evening chatters
(Hours 18-24)
1Zippy2 - 50341HaMsNiBiT - 172483 Zippy2 - 216138Zippy2 - 257895
2brewt - 46641Crash2bur - 127003 Drageon - 170912Drageon - 147885
3Azmo - 30647AIChains - 121695 HaMsNiBiT - 141910reddog - 111754
4yea - 28761Drageon - 103790 AIChains - 139818g00n - 109675
5ThuG4LifE - 24619kewsh - 101838 g00n - 126823HaMsNiBiT - 107352
6mef - 17061f1r3 - 92687 jagged - 120984Sin|ion - 104216
7Sin|ion - 17040g00n - 84063 reddog - 82238ppsi - 103106
8R-dog - 17027Zippy2 - 82514 Crash2bur - 80975brewt - 82289
9reddog - 16262c0rrupt - 64423 f1r3 - 80457AIChains - 76931
10MuDM0NkeY - 15534mef - 63234 kewsh - 76321xcp - 75040



Big Numbers
mef couldn't decide whether to stay or go and joined #iMPULSE 47 times during this reporting period...
Drageon really wanted others to know what was doing - 9077 descriptions altogether.
Runner-up: c0rrupt - 8854 descriptions...
Loudest one was HaLLuCiN0 who yelled 6.7% of time!
Second loudest on the block: generic2 - 6.1% of high volume!
SkiBum had many things uncertain - 16.8% of lines contained a question.
...and silver medal goes to Silver_ - with 16.1% of questions.
Zippy2 spoke most monologues - wrote 5 lines in a row for 38143 times...
Runner-up auto-chatter: g00n - spoke 10070 times without company...
Mistik1 brings happiness to the world with 7.0% of lines ending with a happy face. :)
Also dam0 seemed to be happy: smiling 6.0% of the time.
Life was hard for kruthles: 2.5% of lines ended with a sad face. :(
Plague had also bad times - 2.5% of sad faces.
luldungs wrote longest lines - average of 123 letters per line.
Channel average on #iMPULSE was 37 letters.

Total number of lines: 11864195

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